The company I currently work for has a love affair with consultants. They hire consultants for everything. Often, these people are former employees that retire, take a few weeks off, and come right back in a different capacity! Seriously. One guy “retired”, took a 3 day weekend and was back at work. (Don’t tell anyone, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this penchant for consultants, and meetings, and committees is a large reason many proposals never make it to completion). Since I’m spending so much time answering the phone these days, I decided that when I’m ready to move on, I’ll just come back and do some telecom consulting. Wait, I guess that would probably require me to know how to FIX the phone, not just use it. Nevermind then… I’m sure there’s something I could do. One of our phone guys is leaving at the end of the week, and I can’t help but wonder if I’m going to see him back in the relatively near future!