Why I’ll Always Wash My Clothes

Now, the story I’m about to share with you is one that I first heard some time ago, but when I first heard of the situation, I didn’t fully realize the implications of it. Now that Colleen has shared all the dirty details of the situation, the way I look at “new” clothes has forever been changed.
It has to do with an Old Navy, a pair of “new” pants, and a girl in Florida that needs to buy some panty liners. Do you see where this is going yet? Well, if you’re not so quick on the uptake, head on over to Colleen’s blog and read all about her Old Navy pants saga. Make sure you click over the ebay auction to see the accompanying pictures. When you’re done brushing your teeth to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth, I have a feeling you’ll think twice when you want to wear your new clothes that you just brought home and took the tags off of!

5 Responses to “Why I’ll Always Wash My Clothes”

  1. Mom Says:

    this has to be just about the grossest thing I have ever heard!!! I never washed my new clothes before I wore them…….now I am!!

  2. Scott Says:

    Bwahahahaha! That is hilarious… AND… disgusting. I hope she didn’t catch an STD from wearing a pair of pants! Sounds like somebody was just itching to share her ghonorreah in a non-traditional way. And, I can’t believe how poor their customer service is! If there was ever a time for butt-kissing and empathy (at least to avoid a mega-lawsuit), THAT was it!

  3. Poppy Buxom Says:

    Hey Jenn,

    I think I must have deleted your email by mistake. Can you resend me your snail address so I can ship out the Chick Lit collection?

    And now I need to go lie down for a little while to recover from that story. ;-)

  4. Jules Says:

    Michael always washes his new clothes, and he hates that I don’t. I will FOREVER wash mine now!

  5. pilotg2 Says:

    And what about trying the clothes on at the store? I just try not to think about it too much and take a shower as soon as I get in after clothes shopping. Never know who or what they had on or not when the tried the clothes on.

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