About Me
My name is Jennifer. I’m 27 years old, currently single and looking. I’m working as a security guard at a local plant right now. I like my job, I like my boss, and I like my coworkers most of the time.
I don’t have any children, but I do have two very spoiled cats. Their names are Pudge and Lucy. They are 5 years old, and I imagine you’ll hear about them more than once. I also have a very spoiled 4 year old nephew!
I majored in English in college, but I grew up in hick Indiana. Don’t be surprised when I spell things wrong or make glaring grammatical mistakes. I have my excuses 
Don’t worry, I’ll still feel entirely justified in correcting your English.
I enjoy reading, and I’ll read just about anything. I read trashy romance novels and the classics with the same amount of enthusiasm. My “old lady” hobby is crochet. I made about 8 baby blankets in 4-5 months, so I’m a little burnt out right now, but I’ll pick it back up eventually.
In May of 2010, I joined a roller derby team, so that takes up a good bit of my time these days. I wouldn’t trade it for anything though! I spend at least 3 days a week running around as my alter-ego Jennuine Pain. Nothing like strapping on a pair of roller skates and hanging out/hitting 30+ amazing ladies!
Well, I guess that’s about it. I’m not sure what you might want to know– I’m generally pretty bad at these introduction things!
